A girl called "The Cracker" is constantly harassing Miley, so she turns to Roxy for ideas on how to stop the bully. Robbie and Jackson are wishin' that they hadn't gone fishin' when they get stuck in a cabin during a blizzard.

Liz and Jenna work on their dating game when they're beguiled by two very different MSNBC staffers—a brainy geek and a brawny hunk. Cerebral Liz finds it strange that she's more interested in the attractive one. Meanwhile, Kenneth and Jack switch roles.

Jenna anticipates the opening of her independent movie, The Rural Juror, but the title proves to be a mighty tongue twister for the gang. Meanwhile, cash-challenged Tracy endorses his own celebrity product in an effort to get out of debt.

Miley offers to let Jackson be Hannah's personal assistant after he loses his job because of her. But Jackson's assistance turns out to be more stressful than helpful.

When ditzy receptionist Cerie spreads news of her engagement to a filthy rich Greek heir, Liz confronts her own marital and maternal status. Meanwhile, emotionally hardened Jack softens due to “mommy issues.”

A sneaky photographer takes a picture of Hannah and Jackson, causing everyone to think that Jackson and Hannah are a couple. Meanwhile, Oliver has a school assignment with Sarah and he finds himself liking her.