Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

Jake is very impressed with his mother's new boyfriend, which annoys Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince she's trying to sell a house to.